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Ranger Jokes
all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look
towards sky, what you see?
'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it
tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
'You dumber than me!. It means someone stole tent".
Whose Line: Moving People - Tonto and The Lone Ranger
I had to put this under jokes. This has to be one of the biggest jokes for a movie of all time. A non traditional looking Lone Ranger, Silver and Tonto. Ugh - A preview of the movie "The Legend of The Lone Ranger".
A Parody of The Johnny Carson Show, "The Lone Ranger Show"
